December 5, 2019
If you are a rich and famous prince, does that mean that you are entitled to have sex with 17 year old girls?
Apparently the answer to that question was yes for Prince Andrew of Great Britain, who is being accused of sexually abusing and assaulting underage girls some years ago. While the sordid details of those events are now being replayed in the press, I find myself feeling sorry for the trauma that those teen girls had to endure. And I also find myself feeling sorry for the thoughtless, inconsiderate, and possibly cold-hearted member of the British royal family who inflicted such pain, confusion, and suffering upon naive teenagers. How could he be so heartless and selfish? How could he be so out of touch with his humanity, his soul, to exploit innocent children?
But then I remember how, when I was in my twenties, I had sex with at least three women who were 19 years old. They were adults, not underage girls. But I can’t help but wonder if I had been as wealthy and privileged as Prince Andrew, would I have been so blinded by my desires that I would not have noticed the vulnerability and plight of such exploited and possibly trafficked sex slaves?
Sometimes being an obscure member of the working class has its advantages.
So I don’t want to be too judgemental about Andrew, as I can’t be sure how I would have behaved under similar circumstances. I’d like to think that I would have been more compassionate and respectful and therefore more standoffish toward the girls, but who knows? The closest I ever came to a similar situation was when I had sex with a 19 year old prostitute when I was 28 (see my personal essay Limousine Love elsewhere on this website). I don’t regret that incident, as I believe that I treated her with kindness. But maybe she would tell a different story.
Speaking of kindness, the Bay Area has its own example of royal behavior, and I’m pleased to report that our onetime ruler was in many ways an admirable man.
Joshua Abraham Norton came to San Francisco during the Gold Rush of 1849, and at first he enjoyed success as an investor. But when his efforts to corner the rice market ended in bankruptcy, the failure of his greed caused something inside him to snap, and not long after he declared himself to be Norton I, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico. Somehow his greed was transmuted into a gentle and benevolent madness, and San Franciscans not only humored him, they embraced him. According to Gary Kamiya of the San Francisco Chronicle, “Emperor Norton was, is, and shall ever remain the greatest, and most beloved, nut in the history of San Francisco.”
Emperor Norton graced the streets of San Francisco in a military coat with brass buttons, ribbons, medals, and epaulettes. He wore a beaver hat with ostrich plumes, and he sported a saber at his side. The monarch issued his own currency, and ate for free at local restaurants in exchange for the restaurants’ right to post an imperial seal of approval that read, “By Appointment to his Imperial Majesty, Norton I.” Police officers saluted him in public.
But His Royal Highness was not just a ceremonial ruler, but something of a visionary as well. He called for the fair treatment of Chinese, African-Americans, and American Indians, and he was an advocate for women’s right to vote. And according to the U.S. Department of Transportation, “On August 18, 1869, Emperor Norton issued a proclamation ordering construction of what are now called the Golden Gate Bridge and the San Francisco-Oakland Bay Bridge”. Many people laughed at the harmless madman, and rightfully so, because as everyone knows, it’s impossible to build a bridge across the treacherous waters of the Golden Gate.
Thanks to Evan Andrews at History.com I learned that “Mark Twain, who worked as a journalist in San Francisco during Norton’s reign, used Norton as a model for his comical royal imposter the ‘King’ in The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.“
And when San Francisco’s quirky, oddball, delusional Don Quixote died in 1880, ten thousand people turned out for the Emperor’s funeral. He may have been eccentric, but he was also kind-hearted, and the wealthy and the working class people of San Francisco loved him. Prince Andrew, take note.
Arguably the most beloved ruler of all time is a princess I fell in love with as a boy. And she’s still as young and beautiful as she was when I first encountered her, because she’s immortal. I’m speaking of course of Her Royal Highness Princess Ozma of Oz.
Most people don’t realize that after L. Frank Baum, the Royal Historian of Oz, wrote his first Oz book The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, he then wrote another dozen or so books about Oz. And Ozma is lovingly portrayed in all of those subsequent books, along with her best friend Dorothy, who returned to Oz again and again until she took up permanent residence there along with her dog Toto and her Uncle Henry and Aunt Em.
I appreciate Ozma’s youth and beauty, and I admire her magnificent Royal Palace in the Emerald City, and I respect her magical powers. But what I love about Ozma is her nobility of spirit, her generosity toward her people and her friends. As the Royal Historian recorded in Tik-Tok of Oz, Ozma said “Our Land of Oz is a Land of Love, and here friendship outranks every other quality.”
I hope that Prince Andrew can find a way to redeem himself, perhaps by engaging in some self reflection and sincerely apologizing to the women he harmed when they were girls. He could certainly learn some lessons in kindness from Emperor Norton and Princess Ozma. As the prince is learning the hard way, social status and celebrity are not the same as integrity and depth of character. But even we commoners can learn valuable lessons from the missteps of the wealthy and powerful. Andrew, like so many of us, was looking for love in all the wrong places.
May Andrew and those he mistreated find, as Norton and Ozma did, the love within.